Host queen
We wish you all happiness in the years ahead
But knowing you, you’ll find plenty to do”
Oh dear lord, those words filled me with dread
I left my workplace, feeling downcast and blue.
Buck up my girl, I said to myself
There’s a whole world out there for you to explore
You can’t just moulder on the old age shelf
All you need do is open that door.
So I’ve tried writing and walking and even tried craft
And debating and dancing and military history
I even tried judo, my friends thought I was daft
But what’s my favourite? Ah, that’s the mystery!
It starts with a z and ends in an oom
And takes me to places north, south, east and west
I’m the reigning host queen from my living room
And I’m loving this new life and all my Zoom guests.
